HOLY SCRIBING given on Monday, April 12, 1999, 7:46 pm, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
The Archangel GABRIEL Speaks to the Rulers of Saudi Arabia:
Let us get right on it, shall we!
Well, is the truth of all matters not stranger than pure unidolatrated fiction for all ye ones then? Well, we shall see as a matter of fact EXACTLY WHAT IS THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER!
YOU VIVACIOUS ONES ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE EYES AND EARS OF THE PUBLIC AT LARGE AND DISCLOSE ALL KNOWN POLITICAL MATTERS FROM THE HAND OF THE AMIABLE. WE HAVE SEEN NO DISCLOSURE AS OF YET, MY FINE BROTHERHOOD, TOWARD THE UNDOING OF SEASONS OF UTTER AND TOTAL DESTRUCTION UPON THE ALL TOO WELL KNOWN HOUSE OF SAUDI STRAIN!
So, the bones rattle my ire just a little bit too far, do they not, and still you listen not either to your consciences nor do you fixate yourself between the most radical lines of your infamous Q'ran!
And why indeed, dear illustrious leaders of your own nations of Arabic-unity-to-be-shortly, between the lines of your own ill-bred desires? Simply speaking, and here we mention naught as between 'gentlemen' of the lightened aspect. You in particular of the House of the Al Saud do in fact produce yourselves naught in the least toward the more radical faction of that statement of your well produced toward the likeness of your brother Iraq!
So in a last effort to you, congenial ones of the most heightened abroad factors of nothing more than escalating your own kingdom among many others of such 'high' breeding with women at large, on every scale of my book in the etherworld did you not produce back to the Creator one ounce of that in particular which we didst arrange to bequeath thee with in Laden in the ground for spectacular use of your people!
And what on earth have you done, you kings and butchers of the nations, but followed your own selfish whims and desires toward the liking of your own hybrid flesh and subserviented yourselves in particular toward gathering all the dross of the drygulched nations to feast at your table of wolves to the rescue for ye all! And what wolves do we benedict toward serving your own ill-met purposes toward the unrectifying end of a whole millennial?! Why, loves, it is simple fact that ye, each one, had the instruction cursed by flesh and bone in that holy Q'ran you never seem to care to follow, that EACH ONE OF YE OF THE LEADERSHIP OF IRAN'S POLITICKS FOR EXAMPLE FILAMENT AWAY THAT UNKNOWN DOUBT FACTOR - AWAY - STILL SO FAR AWAY FROM YOUR OWN CONSCIOUSNESS THAT WE TOLD YOU AND INSTRUCTED YOU ON THE VERY KURDISH TOPIC OF NOT USING USURY UPON THE BACKS OF OUR PEOPLE!!
The great demand then we will now place on you both, Sodom and Gomorrah, so to speak, is: LET THE CAUCASIAN OR ANGLO-SAXON RACE WELL ENOUGH ALONE UNTIL YOU CAN SEE FIT TO GARNISH AMONG YOUR OWN HOUSE ALL THAT WHICH IS FALLEN BY YOUR OWN SODDEN HANDS SO SWEETLY AND CONTENTEDLY BETWEEN THE PAGES OF THE HOLY Q'RAN!
Now it is time you listened to us! For once in your lives you will be given no choice! The time is up, brethren of Saudi Arabia, for we of the echelon on high have belted our own groins toward the making of a New Day, and we certainly do not need your family of liars to do it any longer for us!
Hear me then, beloveds, for necessary makeups toward Pakistani principles for instance oft times let our own figments of our own dire imagining usurp the true and heady policy makers of Japan, for instance. However, the root of the trouble lies with you!
Kuwait, my brethren, on the other hand will find of itself a most redeemable resource with Southern Iraq. In any such effort, to raise a monetary hand in unjust behaviour toward its brothers in Southern Iraq, as it did in the Gulf War of the 80's for example - and dare you then see of yourselves to correct me on that date of ten years hence? That is stiplification of all your credentials thus far.
And, fruitfully speaking then, the hybrid location of Southern Iraq and its hybrid doubts as to loyalty and which country at large it conceive with, is nothing more than a standard routing out of all the necessary changes you are henceforth about coming to see!
In an all-out effort to change the throne of Saddam, your Comrade brother for instance, you Kuwaitis, master Saudi race of Saudi Arabia and Jordanian queen in fact of Noor, just awaits my arrival in a place designed and encrypted in the long past "slogans" of etherworld reliability.
So you still believe you know better than that whom God has sent? We shall see whose hand is the mighter! It will be proven at the last arc of millennial time - and that won't be another two to three thousand years of your disgrace away!
Mark these pages naught toward the goodness of your soul and I will ensure to you all, Saudi Arabians, that the god of the ark of the holy Egyptian covenant will surely fell you all with one great swoop of his arms!
One God for all! One godhead in christ-like fashion! And yet how do you like being for once on the opposite end of the charge?
Well, needless to say, beloveds, you no longer hold the holy places of our mosque until holy heaven sees you both down on your knees toward the platitude of the people of the holy places! Until that time ever arises I, Gabriel, archangel of the heavenly hosts and Places on High, now bequeath unto President Saddam Hussein the key to his fathers' rituals on earth to do with as he sees fit!
In authorship of these tenets, my brothers, do I also bequeath unto your souls Uthrania Seila, my beloved daughter of the tenets of utter and perfectly scribed policy, exactly as I have dictated entirely on behalf of the Almighty Creator. And don't you dare tell me not to say "father!" You are really, dear ones, in no longer a known and reliable position to do so!
KING FAHD IBN ABDUL AZIZ OF SAUDI ARABIA, I, LORD AND ARCHANGEL OF THE MOST HEAVENLY REALMS OF THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR, DEMAND YOU STEP DOWN IMMEDIATELY FROM YOUR THRONE OF BIRTH AND HAND OVER THE MAJESTIC CROWN OF TRUE FAITH AND LOVE AND TRUE HUMILITY TOWARD MY PEOPLE TO YOUR HALF BROTHER ABDULLAH IBN AZIZ. NOW!
Abdul Aziz, once again you have shown your true character to the lot of us in particular, and the inside of graphics conducive to the heart strings still shows us there is a slight potential for dragging your feet when you should really be using them to balance your thoughts toward a brighter tomorrow for all Arabians under your most delicate of hearted care.
YOU MAY NOW TAKE YOUR BROTHER FAHD'S THRONE OF NONE SUCH MERCY UPON HIS OWN BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE ANTIQUATED PERIOD, AND IN SUCH POSITION YOU WILL HEAVILY BE GUIDED BY THE HAND OF GABRIEL, THE HOLY SUCH ARCHANGEL OF OUR MOST HIGH LORD GOD!
THERE IS ONLY ONE SOURCE AND YOU ARE IT AS FAR AS THE HOUSE OF "ARABIA" IS CONCERNED.
LET US DOWN AGAIN, HOUSE OF AL SAUD, AND I PERSONALLY WILL REMOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FROM THE LAND OF MY FATHERS. YOUR FATHERS WOULD BE ONLY PROUD IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU HAD THE INGENUITY TO RESURFACE AS A HOLY PARDON OF YOUR FAMILY AND NO LONGER HOLD TO THE BANKING FACILITES WHO NOW RUN YOUR UTTER RUINATION AND DESTINY TOWARD THANKFULNESS TO THE DEMON GOD ORISIS!!
And sign off, scribe, toward these words all of mine and send them out over the voice mail of tomorrow. Make sure you well include Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait as well as Egypt, for they also have much amends to make before I will seemingly ever acknowlegde them back as one of us!
It is done.
I have now placed upon this holy parchment, as they call it, reeds and all, my signature of total cause for alarm toward the entire race of the ill-kept doctrine of the holy places, and they will each one in turn instill one upon the other a redemptive quality to continue to ignore my words for utter fear that they may come to pass and land upon their own solemn heads. And fact be known, Uthrania, that is exactly the route they are seen to at first take. That is all.
Close off all doctine of the holy places....
Amen and adieu. Gabriel OUT!