BY THE POWER AND MAJESTY OF HIS NAME! ALL NATIONS CEMENTED TOGETHER BY THE HOLY WRITS AND PERSONIFICATION TO ALL KNOWN AUTHORITY! BY THE MAJESTY OF THE ROYAL COUNCIL OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD - ALLAH! do I, Lord and Master Teacher Gabriel, speak this day on behalf of the entire intergalactic council of all Lighted Beings!
It is not so much for the benediction of the union of the new Federation of United Arab League Nations, my sons and daughters that I speak this: It is not for the mere portion of overheard propaganda! Eitherwise I do include myself on a most rational level with all Creator's wishes and demands upon an earth so many have strived to make a centerpiece of utter destruction and unethical conduct. And I am NOT AMUSED! Henceforth I do warn you all from the smallest down to the greatest: I, GABRIEL OF THE HEAVENLY DIVINE, COMMAND A GATHERING OF INTRICATE SOULS DIVINING THE WILL OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD IN ORDER THAT YOU LOOSTEN NAUGHT YOUR OWN GOODLY SOULS FOR THAT PORTION OF TIME IT TOOK YOU TO RECLAIM BACK ALL THAT YOU HAD LOST UNTO THE CAUCASIAN FACTION OF DOUBT THAT YOU EVEN THE ONE OF YOU HAD THE SINCERITY TOWARD GOD ALMIGHTY TO DO THE RIGHT AND WRONGFUL THING INSTEAD TOWARD THAT OF YOUR LOWER EVOLVED BRETHREN AND SISTERHOOD OF LIGHTED AND BRIGHT THINKING ATTRIBUTES. For this you will be punished. In the sincere case of do before don't to either of the sources of hierarchy above the grated field of all high flying politics - fear for your own soul if you must - but our word will be done. And the future tenet of mankind in general will happily acclaim all good works and methods toward the dumping off of the generations of spies, ingrates and politicians toward that which we want done at a much higher level.
Saddam Hussein has been chosen as a rightful and most annointed leader of generations to follow because he was the only one of clear conscience who did not backtrack to us upon his promise of his own soul to never let us down again in conclusion of fastening the gird around of his own waistbuckle in annointing another 'god' except his own, to fight and love and liberize the entire Arab nations! Towit did you not believe - ye unbelievers of doubt toward the holy Q'ran! Instead did ye ferment your piece akin the only subservient cultured race: anglo-saxon, who plays your cords of supremacy whilst you buy the whole lot! Did ever one of you listen to your God Almighty?! Nay, not in the least, ye brash and multi-headed ones who forever contain within your own breaded pocketbooks that hourde of money which we didst give ye all through the oil surplusses in the ground! Did ye listen then of us when we told you in the holy Q'ran that you mistakenly abjected many of the female population into derogatory status?! Did ye obey a one of you? Now we stand and speak for one more generation of a time through the prophet Uthrania and you will know of our words as they ferment and fulfill through the vaste recesses of time and then and only then will you throw your gold out into the streets and you will fall down upon your sorry facelets and activate what you call a term of mercy upon the poor. What poorer can there be than a leadership over many unbreaded nations who react with swift unmerciful conduct toward those of its people who by high time in accordance with universal structure do everything within their own besodden power to destroy all holy tenets of that which we have for generations upon time provided for the redeeming of the nations and the reacting of mother earth in providing those duties so sown from the breast of Almighty God alone!
HEED THESE WORDS THEN OH MIGHTLY LEADERS as you term to so often call of yourselves. Remember this: Lord and Master Gabriel does to bequeath the standard of unemployment within the heavens to any and all who continue to engage themselves within any known retinue concerning Zionism or its practicioners. Should any of you take to the streets in a mockery of my words - my soul will rip outside in toward that of my forebearers and you will reap the dire and unwonton consequences of it all! HEED THIS WARNING NOT! AND YOU WILL DIE BY THE HAND OF THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF! That is enough. Close off circuit scribe and close down transmission. Adieu. GABRIEL. 12:41 AM
With the full supervision of all text by the authority and command of Lord and Master Teacher Gabriel do I Uthrania Seila subject myself unto no law of man save for the intricate law of the universe pertaining to, and God. Signed and sealed by the mandate of my father Gabriel.
[H.E. Saddam Hussein's new leadership calling]